Requirements: None

========================= Conditional statements
NOTE: These functions can't short circuit like a traditional ternary. Thus, they're most efficient if only
one argument is a function. If both are functions they both will be run before returning a value;
Nesting these functions is perfectly fine with numbers or operator calculations but know this: nesting
with multiple functions as arguments will results in allllll of the function being called. Use of
traditional if/then is recommended in those cases. Nexting ternary functions inside if thens works
great though (and will still shave lines off)

Single value returns